Wildwood WilIys' Fat Bottomed Girl's

Thank you :blush:, I use a Pixel 8 cell phone with native camera app and Chiaroscuro. I use a photography box, several different kinds of lights and poster board to cast shadows and diffusers to control brightness and subject shadow. It’s a lot of work but there’s no post processing.

Edit: And a couple of tripods for lights and phone

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Photography is as much of an addiction as growing Cannabis, Lol

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It is ive gotten into it, relaxing and looking back at the pictures creates a sense of happy and calm

Planning on buying my first photography camera, was going to be a Christmas gift to myself but now I gotta wait til I’m back on my feet.

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First lesson in Photography

It is not the camera…It is the eye behind!

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I think I read about the behind eye somewhere…

:grin::call_me_hand:

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I don’t know what’s more disturbing, the six fingers or the eyeballs

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Dang kapp you sleepn :rofl::rofl:

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'Twas the Night Before Harvest

'Twas the night before harvest, and all through the room,
The exhaust fans were humming, dispelling the gloom.

The trellis was hung by the pillars with care,
In hopes that the Top-Shelf soon would be there.

The clones were all nestled, tucked in for the night,
While visions of terpenes danced under the light.


With me in my slippers, and the cat in my lap,
I’d just settled down for a post-trimming nap.

When out in the garden there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.

Away to the grow tent I flew like a flash,
Hoping to God I hadn’t heared a light-crash.


The glow of the LEDs on the lush canopy,
Gave a luster of midday to my favorite tree.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a heavy-set resin, crystal-clear and sincere.

With a master grower, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment—this crop was the pick.

More rapid than hydro, his praises they came,
And he whistled and shouted, and called them by name:

"C’mon, Diesel! Now, Haze! Now, Northern Lights!
On, Cookies! On, Kush! Reach for the heights!

To the top of the tent! To the top of the wall!
Now bulk away! Bulk away! Bulk away all!"

As fans like the wild hurricane fly,
They’ll meet at the carbon filter, mounted in the sky;

So up to the rafters the colas they grew,
With a bag full of nutrients, and CO2 too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the floor,
The sound of the reservoir asking for more.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Out from the foliage he came with a bound.

His eyes—how they twinkled! His fingers were sticky!
His task was a labor of love, both fragrant and tricky.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
Lollipoping the bottoms; then turned with a jerk.

After laying a finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the humidity rose!

He sprang to his stool, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,

“Happy Harvest to all, and to all a good light!”

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Well done, sir! Well done!

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Thank you brother, Merry Christmas

:slightly_smiling_face::call_me_hand:

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Merry Christmas Willy … another fine read to start my day… :cowboy_hat_face:

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:+1: nice Willy very nice Merry Christmas to you and yours Joyous Holidays. :clinking_beer_mugs:

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Merry Christmas @WilIy :grin::sign_of_the_horns::sign_of_the_horns:

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Merry Christmas Everyone
:slightly_smiling_face::call_me_hand:

Thanks fella’s
@Retiredoldguy @Bentstick @Crazy81

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Upgraded puter, currently engaged in the battle of bloatware and disabling ET’s ability to phone home :alien:, you’d think paying for it once would be enough but nooo you gotta evict the digital squatters with great gusto and extreme prejudice.
It’s like buying a luxury car and finding the backseat full of flyers for local pizzerias and a crack head in the trunk trying to sell you insurance while a dozen background processes are attempting to index your soul for advertising metrics. HoHoHo SMH
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Great harvest santa poem! :clap: :smiley: :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :+1:

Congrats on your new computer, except for the other things you mentioned. :face_with_symbols_on_mouth:

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I read the beginning out loud to my daughters and son in laws. They loved it. Thank you. Merry Christmas.

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Thank you, Merry Christmas to you and your family :slightly_smiling_face:
Got it wrangled I think, famous last words lol
:slightly_smiling_face::call_me_hand:

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I’m glad it brought a smile to y’all :grinning_face:

Merry Christmas to you and yours
:slightly_smiling_face::call_me_hand:

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Yuzu Euphoria Auto
7 days chillin in the magic box. Smells wonderful. Taste great, less filling. Still 13-15% mc, sweating it out.

Apple Fritter Auto - 65 days up, 21 days flower. She’s enjoying the extra room.



Another Level - 79 days up, 36 days flowering. She’s starting to biotch on another level, flush incoming.


Parvati x NL5 BX -65 Days up, 21 days flower.

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