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[PogueMahone]

Exactly my plan

[Lostgirl]

Shits about to get strange up in here!

[PogueMahone]

Why have I been staring at your page for the last hour and eating handfuls of Cheetos?

[Lostgirl]

Holy … I think I overdid it on the ’s last night. I woke up at 7:30 am in this tent. I don’t remember putting up a tent nor do I even own one. WTF

I do however remember she was breast feeding me with her left titty

Lord Lord Lord what have I done

[PogueMahone]

But…Did you sleep?

And…How did she fit in that tiny tent?

So many questions.

I can’t stop watching it!!!

[Lostgirl]

I took 2 grams of White Rabbit at 8:30 p.m. at 9: 30pm I couldn’t stop laughing in hysterics for no apparent reason and for some reason there were 67 sets of headlights flashing on and off in my backyard. By 10:30 I think it might have been Jim Morrison but somebody was dancing around my fire pit with no clothes on and the fire kept getting bigger and bigger.

The coolest thing was at 10:45 thereabouts the 4th of July showed up in my backyard. Lights of every color and angle started shooting out of their ground in the sky and my shoes. The psychedelic shit show began in full force.

I don’t remember anything past 11:10 p.m. I don’t remember where the tent came from nor do I remember being in it but I did wake up in it I was the only one tripping as far as I know. I should have stayed with the 1-1/2 grams but I went for the 2 so I didn’t have to open the bag back up.

It truly doesn’t get any better I want to do it again tonight

As far as the big fat chocolate lady. I fell asleep. I did wake up and my finger looked a little funny

[Lostgirl]

No rain for a couple of days gave the garden a nice dry out time and just now watered it lightly. So far so good. Everything’s moving at a fair pace to the best of my knowledge.

Trying to be over cautious as everything is still for the most part just outside of seedling size and very fragile still.

There’s a rabbit in my yard just chilling. It might not be real. It could just be a sign

Oh shit, I just went up to my room and my alarm clock has been going off since 5:00 a.m. I was supposed to be in PA doing a pressure washer job. Why didn’t somebody put my clock in the tent

[Darran]

Random Acts Of Homelessness…lol

[Darran]

Reminds me of the joke… What’s long and green and smells like Miss Piggy? Kermits Finger!

[Lostgirl]

Well , mother nature’s cooperated daily for the last 2-1/2 weeks. Little tiny rain spurts enough to water the garden properly and nothing but beautiful sunshine. It looks like that’s coming to an end at 1:00 a.m.

They’re calling for rain for the entire rest of the week and lots of it. A lot of things are still tiny in my garden so I’m slightly concerned but I have faith. All in all it’s been a fantastic start to the season thus far. My homeboy @Zampano has reported some early Bud rot struggles with his girls outdoors and his vegetable farm (it’s too big to be a garden) has suffered with extremely bad wind and rain issues so I guess it could be worse.

I’m kinda glad I decided not to go forward with the outdoor weed venture as I don’t take negative results very well. Happy Monday y’all

[Zampano]

@Lostgirl

rain issues

Its so bad. 9 days of nonstop rain and barely any sunshine to speak of.

I did a tour of the gardens and there is alot of cleaning up i have to do.

…once the rain passes

…in another 2 days.

[Lostgirl]

Got up at 3;00am to steady rain Got back up at 6:30 and no doubt nothing but rain. It’s not a violent rain but it’s coming down steady. It’s that rain that you feel sorry for anybody having to commute to work in it.

[Darran]

So sorry to hear about the inclement weather. It always takes a toll and there is very little to be done about it. Good luck.

[Darran]

Sorry to hear about the downpour. Hopefully it’s not too bad by the end of it.

[Darran]

I was able to do a little harvesting this morning while having some coffee. We scaled back from the record setting heat that we had for a few days. Luckily, everything came through with minimal damage. But I was watering twice a day to try to keep things cool.

Here’s some zucchini, a cucumber, and some strawberries. Had harvested zucchini a couple of days ago but used them for Mother’s Day BBQ.

Here’s some Thai multi-color hot chili peppers. Really more ornamental than flavorful, but makes a decent hot-sauce if you add in some other flavors and chili pepper flakes are good as is. Can always use the chili flakes in the garden to help keep pests away. That one super red pepper on the bottom right is my first chili pepper from a Smokin’ Ed’s Carolina Reaper plant. I planted that back in October as it was a birthday gift. Lots of buds/flowers on it so I believe it will be prolific. Tempted to grow a Pepper X from the same guy (Ed Currie) at PuckerButt Pepper Company.

[Bunger64]

Very colorful Growmie

[Lostgirl]

@Darran damn what did you start your garden in December? I won’t be harvesting for months. Here we typically don’t start until late April early May I always start in May.

Plants went crazy from all this rain. It’s like the fountain of youth for them. Luckily I had no catastrophes with the wind and rain.

[PogueMahone]

What’s wrong with starting a garden a little early?

[Darran]

The zucchini, the cucumbers, tomatoes, bell peppers, my Swiss Chard and some other stuff was all put in the ground (or pots/bags) mid-March. Already harvested the Chard 3 times as a cut back, getting a ton of zucchini already, and tomatoes’ are just starting to bear tiny fruit. The Smokin’ Eds Carolina Reaper Pepper I put in the ground late October as that was a birthday gift. Very fun to get the first one from that.

[Darran]

Nice Poblanos!