First I’d like to thank our generous host I💜GM and @Olaf.ILGM & @dbrn32 for making these grow off’s happen.
My Purple Kush Auto Journey
I set out to grow two Purple Kush Auto plants, which I ended up referring to as the “Older” and the "Younger”, in a 2’x4’ tent using Autopots, coco 50/50 perlite, and Megacrop. The start was tough, my own mistakes caused the difficulty in sprouting, forcing me to drop 10 seeds just to get my two main girls established.
Family Photo
To maximize growth and encourage a longer vegetative period, I ran a staged lighting plan, starting at 24/0 until I wanted them to transition and reducing it down to 16/8 at the end. I also dropped the nighttime temps during late flowering to 60°F to try and pull out that purple color. These plants absolutely crushed the stereotype that autos are small.
Younger at 10 weeks flower
The Younger Plant was a total overachiever, growing right up to and then 4 inches above the lights and drinking over a gallon a day even late in flower.
I did run into some drama, though. I managed to successfully knock out a mid-stage spider mite invasion using Lost Coast Plant Therapy.
I also had to fix some light nutrient burn and manage the fallout after the Autopot reservoir was left off accidentally, which caused a dry spell. The Younger one showed some stress near the end with foxtailing that resembled a bulking more than elongated spires.
My harvest was staggered because the Younger one was planted 3 weeks after her big sister due to failures to launch. The Older Plant came down first at 99 days and has a savory sandalwood-like aroma. The Younger Plant finished much later at 113 days, after 70 days of flowering, smelling amazing, super sweet and candy-like. I ended up having to chop the Younger one quickly because I found some fuzzy mold waiting for Amber to show up, so I rushed the process, gave it a good wash and an accelerated dry schedule just to be safe.
In the end, the yields were incredible. The Older Plant finished with a final dry weight of 199 grams, and the Younger Plant finished at 564 grams dry. A total of 763 grams from the two—a true “citation-sized harvest” that proved good genes and a balanced environment in a coco/Autopot system combined with some luck will produce massive autoflowers.
Smoke Report: Purple Kush Auto (The Citation Cut)
The total haul of 763 grams was split between two ladies, and let me tell you, their personalities shine through in the smoke. This isn’t just weed, it’s an endurance test for your endocannabinoid system. Take a moment, repeatedly inhale this level 4 biohazard, and declare common sense to be grossly overrated.
The older one, the one that smelled like a spice rack, also smoked like it. The taste is pure classic woodsy Kush on the inhale, like you’re smoking a seasoned oak barrel full of weed, with a sneaky little apologetic hint of sweetness on the exhale.
The high hits quick like an unscheduled stop on the stoner bus. There’s no waiting, you’re straight up stoned, immediately. While your motivation is technically still intact, the higher the dose, the stronger this high-grade industrial adhesive gets. If your not careful it will super-glue your ASSpirations to the couch before you can even decide what show to watch.
The younger one, the one that made my whole house smell like weed & candy, is the smooth operator. She tastes exactly as she smells… pure, pleasant, sweet, fruity candy on the inhale and the exhale. It’s a delightful, non-threatening flavor that totally belies the destruction she is about to unleash on your mind. It tastes so good you’ll have to remember it’s weed or you will be gobsmacked into the middle of next week. Yea, it’ll be Thursday at 4:20 pm before you realize your life is missing a week.
Regardless of which one you sample, the bus ride is the same, starting with the classic side effects: you’re instantly wrestling with dry eyes and a dry mouth like you just barely escaped a scirocco driven sandstorm in the Saraha desert. That quickly transitions into the deep contemplative stage until your brain says “I’m out” leaving you quietly staring into the deep abyss only to suddenly shout, “Hey, is that a Cheeto?” You’ll be excited to know the 5 second rule is suspended while you’re perusing the abyss, so go ahead and indulge, you’ve earned that Cheeto!
And finally, the munchies. This is where both strains truly achieve peak spiritual temptation. They immediately work in tandem to convince you that you haven’t eaten for a month. You will find yourself holding the refrigerator door open with one hand while eating a cold corn dog with the other, all while desperately searching for something else to eat.
Soon it starts whispering lies in your ear, like a tiny, green, manipulative dank angel: “That whole pizza has zero calories, plus mixing it with apple pie makes it an anti-inflammatory…” And, like any good cannibbler, you will believe the lies, confess them tomorrow, and immediately start planning your next culinary sin. Hmm, Southern fried pickles & Okra ice cream!