You can go to any headshop, or I imagine online, and get "fetish urine " . Lol…my wife messed me up one day when I went in the shop and was trying to figure out how to word things properly to get the product I needed. You can’t just say "I need some fake piss to pass a drug test. " (so much for freedom of speech!
So the girl suggests fetish pee.
Yep, my wife flipped and said the one thing you can’t say!
I went back the next day without my lovely wife and got what I needed. Incidentally, my son’s GF needed it and it worked.
Just figured I’d share.
I love all the phases after sexing. I guess it’s kind of cool getting to that point, hunting those dreaded male signs, but since I don’t breed them, the moment of finding one always brings anger, shortly replaced by the satisfaction of killing the little bastard.
I would have to say that the part I love the most, though, is watching the stages of the tricomes. And the swelling of the buds.
Its not just because I know what it’s doing for my final product (I can still mess up that process in drying and curing). The way they glisten in the morning light and the way that luster changes while they shift from clear to Amber.
Who can’t enjoy the way our girls greet you with that fragrant breath of fresh air after watering them. (Perhaps it’s different in soiless because there is always water on them.)
Drying and curing is the worst time for me because I’m close enough to taste it but still need to wait for the best finished product. I hate being anxious for something that I want when it’s right in front of me for the taking! (Mom said I ruined every Christmas for her. one of my childhood regrets. Didn’t realize I was doing that to her.)
The most exciting part for me is when your plants are in that butter zone and are literally growing right before your eyes (really fast).and the first signs of gender.That’s why it’s so depressing to have slow growth and not know why. I’ve been blessed to see how well they can do in the past, and now feel blessed to have a solid way of learning how that may have happened so I can do it again.
I am just started drying my 3rd grow so the thing that gets me going is watching the whole process from seed in to harvest cuz it’s all so new to me. I have not grown anything or even tried until now.
But I do admit the biggest kick from this entire endeavor for me is sitting down and taking a hit of my own weed…
I grew up outdoors, mowing lawns, camping, landscaping. Now I am disabled and not capable of spending as much time out doors so I sit in my green room with artificial sunlight and it helps a lot. Also the medicinal stuff it helps with are great. It blocks phantom pains to just some discomfort, eliminates the racing thoughts and night terrors associated with adhd. love growing any plants but these the best. Glad I’m getting better at it. Looking forward to being totally self sustaining.
excellent thread. I have not grown weed in over thirty years and I wasn’t very good at it then.
But I have however been known to brew some excellent mead. I still remember my first batch once I had the process dialed in. I brewed, I cleaned, I watched, and I waited,… then I waited some more,…for three long years I watched those carboys every day. I made sure the temp was good and the airlocks had water in them. The ol’lady complained,…the friends teased,…but I waited… Then bottling day came and I filled and sealed 46 tall wine bottles. When I was finished I put one bottle in the fridge. I invited my two best friends over and the three of us and my ol’lady popped that cork and gave it a taste.
Three weeks later that batch won three blue ribbons. It was fantastic. I gave bottles out as Christmas presents and the recipients would always call me months later to remind me they had a birthday coming up, lol.
The craft, the science, the artistry, the pursuit of perfection. This is why I want to start this hobby up again. I was sad when I drank the last bottle of every batch and I am sure I will be sad when I smoke the last bud from every grow.
And then some. Also the fact that sitting in front of my booth just melts away time. Being on compensation wreaks havoc on my nerves and increases the anxiety but sitting there reading being able to just glance up and look at the girls is extremely relaxing and eases the anxiety.
Also the fact that all my friends are amazed at how they look l. All of them congratulate on how well I’m doing and how much of a green thumb I have. An the fact that I haven’t killed them is a plus. Plus knowing that I should never have to pay for my medicine again is great. I mean who wants to take pills all the time. The fact that mmj helps with so many ailments, a vast assortment of different ailments is just awesome.
So yah mmj is just great for the pain and anxiety. SAD is controlled greatly by it. My wife no longer gets mad (well not mad but more irritated ) when I smoke when we have big get togethers to go to cause she has noticed a difference in how social I am when I can smoke before. As apposed to not smoking and being "antisocial " as she puts it. It’s just hard cause we have such big families on either side and I just can’t handle large groups. Even if it’s all family.
But ya those are the things that I love about this wonderful plant.
And here is my top bud so far. Nice an frosty and just all around beautiful.
For me, it’s just the grow from start to finish, I see them as just another fruit or vegetables,I’ve grown. I have my veggies growing all year round ,in there patch,and my weed growing very close by,and like my veggies ,I love when its time to harvest.the time and work is worth it in the end ,where I’m eating it or smoking it.
If I could only pick one I would say the science of it all. Experimentation especially. Finding out what your lovelies want and need and perfecting the methods to achieve optimal success.
Literally the best hobby in the world. Good Times!
one of my childhood regrets. Didn’t realize I was doing that to her.)
smoking it…!