This is hilarious.
I too was bamboozled by the burple bloomspects. I compounded my error by buying 4 of them since I found a wonderful $10 off coupon that refreshed after each purchase. I had the good fortune of purchasing 4800 watts worth of light for the low price of $360 (4x 1200 Watt lamps for $100-$10).
Fortunately, I found the error of my ways within the 30 day Amazon return period and sent back their purple light and bought some quantum boards. I didn’t go top of the line, but the plants seem to like the new lights a lot more than the old ones.