Passing a drug test

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unfortunately Halloween night I got a dwi… long story short I’m on probation for 9 months… ok so I hadnt smoked since last Thursday night and got tested the next Friday…days… normally I stay clean for two weeks prior to test… but I was really pissed off at my wife that I went to a buddies house and toked it up

Ok so here is how I passed it… the night before the drug test, I pour a gallon of water into a pot. I then heat it to a boil and with three packs of palo azul… the water will turn brown
… let it cool off and start drinking it… any questions feel free to aske. me

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what I think it is their method that makes it possible… back many years ago,. it was feasible

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interesting! i had a company that used to test us regular kinda on the spot…you got a ticket and went to the clinic. i would stop and get a gallon of water and try to slam it down quickly.pee a time or two before you check in at the front desk.when you get your cup pee some in toilet then in cup…it has never failed me,but thats just my experince @Edward7983 they never gave us a heads up.lol
and by the way what is palo azul?

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Toma asiento cuando le ptomes al paloazul

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If you can go 2 weeks without smoking why not just quit for 6 months and take away the risk of failing, cause you will have to do that whole 9 months in jail… Why are you not worried about them busting you cause if you fail that’s the first thing they are going to do search your house and property…

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sounds like yur one of the guys…

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you do have a valid point there stoned… but it usually takes three or more positives for them to react… from now on to play it safe… im. gonna stay clean for 2 weeks and detox the day of possible test… if I can beat the system then why not… no one is getting hurt… its a victimless crime… lol

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You can buy synthetic urine from the internet. It worked for me but they used an instant test and didn’t send it to the lab.

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So I got called into the office… Go drug test! Went home, smoked a bong load drank a bottle of water 16 oz., grabbed a rockstar on the way down, pissed in the parking lot went in and filled the cup long story short I passed and my coworker who bought the fake piss failed ( temp was off instant fail), water to flush rockstar runs right thru color is there and so is creatine and other b vitamins etc.
Don’t tell anybody…

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Hi, did anybody figure out what palo azul is? Mike

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@mcicchino

Palo Azul is aTea to pass a drug test

Will

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Thanks Garrigan62, long time since I have spoken to you. Hope all is well with you. Mike

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@mcicchino

Hey Mike, yes i’m doing ok for now. I hope you are well Mile

Will

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Hey @StonetotheBone, thanks for your reply. It has been 21/2 weeks since I have smoked and I have one more week until my Drs. appointment. After 30 yrs. of smoking everyday, I hope I will pass. I know I am very crabby! Where can I get this tea at? I hope you are doing well and thanks for your input. Later, Mike

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Thanks man, I appreciate it. Mike

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Look up passing a drug test and click on the 1 that says THC clean…

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You can see what it says about paluo…

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Palo Azul, aka kidney wood… it helps detoxify you… … I haven’t failed a drug test yet… maybe it’s the Palo Azul, or maybe it’s just that I drink so much water that it clears me out

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normally I wait two weeks before my probation… but the other night I went to a bar with a buddy and got drunk and said ftw, I’m gonna smoke mj… 8 solid days of being clean and I didn’t come out dirty

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The deer is drink, excise, eat and rest…

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