Outdoor guerilla grow in the Alaskan Bush: the 3 Stooges

I totally understand as I am stealth from my hubby. :wink: Are you trying to keep your cover no higher than the truck bed sides?

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I’ll be able to have the cover run off the back of my truck’s roof. She knows I’m growing outside, but she doesn’t want to see the plants, or see me with the plants. The truck bed greenhouse is a great option for once they’re giant trees.

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I was thinking you could just raise the whole shebang, frame and all.

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That’s what I did this am.

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Jeez, you haven’t told the wife? Lol, I couldn’t keep that secret.

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Oh man, what a buzz kill. I know I bug the crap out of @anon51696465 (my wife, just joined :smile:) talking about it. But she’s the only one I have to talk about it with, so if I couldn’t…maaaaan, I’d go crazy!

Edit: crazier

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She knows, but we both pretend otherwise. She definitely knows about the upcoming indoor grow & approves…barely.

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I wish I had somebody local to talk to & share grow tips with! I found out my sister-in-law tried growing, so I thought we could kind of bond over it, but she’s turned out to be a huge disappointment of a human being. My weedman only knows what he knows & thinks that’s the only way to grow, though I do have him checking his pH & I’m trying to get him to understand tds.

You lovely bunch of mofos are my only grow buddies!

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Maybe she’ll come around.

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Welcome to @anon51696465 Come visit my Sneaky Garden anytime you want :grin:

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Been together for 15 years. I’m not holding my breath.

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They say it doesn’t help, anyway. You should just inhale deeply and exhale normally. :wink:

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Lol! Now that it’s legal in AK, I just don’t understand her reticence.cPryhIk
me, every time she complains

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Just the social stigma, probably. I was right there, too. I was ready to grow for a couple years before I was ready to grow, you know? What if someone smells it? What if someone calls the cops? What if someone tries to break in and steal my plants? Worry, worry, worry, worry, worry…sssssssssssssssssssssssblbbblblblbblblblblblbbllbblblb…whooooooooooooooooooo…f*ck it. Let’s grow some weed!

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That’s my bong LOLOLOL

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@blackthumbbetty they are looking good she Mo is starting to show some real promise now and I love the new avatar

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Thanks! They’re growing, but I definitely started a couple weeks too late.

Haven’t seen my plants since Sunday at noon. I told my wife to message me if she noticed my contraption had fallen over, but otherwise she’s not paying them any attention.

Haven’t received a msg about them getting blown/knocked over, yet, so at least they’re still standing! 4 days left until I get to go home & care for them!

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Let’s hope they’re still standing! This morning, I got a msg from home that the overnight temp got down to 45F. Hope the girls are ok! Today is day 42 from germination.

I’ve decided to build a temporary greenhouse for them. Fence posts, duct tape, & visqueen will be put to good use. I’ll need my truck too often to rig it up with anything too big, and the wifey-poo gave me a big nenayno on it, too. I’m 4-freaking-1! Lol!

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