That’s cool about the cactus and I’m happy to hear that’s the first penis you’ll be inserting in your mouth 
What’s the process to clean and boil? And how do you consume? Drink?
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Just the tip…
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Many ways to go about it. For years, I made stars. After removing spines with pliers, cut out the heart.
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Then chunk and into pot with a cup vinegar set range on 1.5 range on the dial.
Reduce pot by 2/3 (however long that takes)
Strain cacti out with a T-shirt. Set 1st boil aside.
Refill pot with water and 1/2 cup vinegar. Put the strained cacti in and hit it with hand blender. Reduce 2/3, boil 2 set aside. Repeat for third boil.
Combine boils 1-3 and reduce to drinkable amount(s)
This run took 8 days to prepare. They always come out, looking different according to the Cacti used. Here’s another brew.
If dehydrating: what I learned from doing 20+ pounds at a time.
I cut into spheres when removing the heart. Then I freeze and remove the skin with my thumb nail. Place that on the dehydrator.
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The freezing and thawing busts the cell walls, and releases the mescaline better than just boiling fresh. As you can see, it makes removing the skin way easier, and you don’t even have to take the spines out anymore.
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Gonna fit all 12 in there in 2 gulps bro. 
Tag. If anybody need directions to make the simple A B extraction for making mescaline HCL pills. It really good way to take with no taste or nausea. Makes excellent microdoses
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I ain’t cuttin 2 inches off for nobody
Enjoy the macrodosing
Great write up on the process now I need some penis cacti
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When you get around to trying some cacti:
• No fatty foods 2 days prior to fasting.
• Fast 12-24 hrs for the best results. If you feel the need to eat, vegetables or soft boiled eggs doesn’t disrupt.
• Chocolate & Lemonade are your friends. After you sip some brew, you’ll want that taste gone quickly! Swallow a bit of lemonade, and then immediately pop a piece of chocolate to coat your tongue for each sip you take.
• Don’t drink it all at once. That leads to vomiting. I usually divide into 3+ sips. Keep the tea warm between sips. I use a warm water bath. Drinking cool amplifies the yuck factor.
• It’s 3.5-4 hrs till it starts to completely kick in. The first several hours is basically a mushroom trip, but it builds in intensity fiercely after.
• Give in and don’t fight it! Nobody has ever OD’d or died in the history of its use. You may leave your body, but you always come back. Once you throw up, it’s pretty much over.
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I grow my own Cacti. For those who want to try it out first, I know several people who went this route.
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And, again can you share the effects or what to expect if accidentally ingested…
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I can give a trip report. You never know what to expect as too many variables come into play. The HCL pills is a guarantee dose. You can find dose charts and trip reports all over. Erowids, Psycho0, Shroomery, Redit, Tripsitter, etc.
I just go in with no expectations. Other than gonna have a fun time. A few times I have been ripped from my body and traveled the Astro planes where I spoken to beings in another dimension.
One trip I had an hour long orgasm that vibrated my pineal gland between my eyes so hard that I was ripped from my body and floated above it, before blasting off to other dimensions.
I deal with Named Clones Only. Why eat some cacti from Home Depot that you don’t know and your expectations don’t live up to the experience. If they got a name, that they have earned that chit, they are known to always contain mescaline, reliably; no matter where or how it was grown.
Here is the Ogunbodede study
Names like ‘BK Ogun’ ‘TBM Cl. B’ ‘Pala’ ‘Baker5452’ ‘Los Gentiles’ ‘Tom Juuls Giant’ ‘SS02’ ‘Landfill’. My collection would boggle your mind. Mescaline WILL change your life. I fell for some catchy names like ‘Psycho0’ ‘Yowie’ ‘Wowie’ RS0004’ but IMO, they don’t live up to it. More really intense acid trip but no DMT type shit
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By the way, I mixed up my penis ID above. I have TBM, TBM cl. A & TBMC cl. C. It’s the cl. B that you want to get. I chose the clone A, which is taller and spineless. Recently a couple friends reported amazing mescaline content, on par with peyote vs size. I definitely need to grab a TBM cl. B from Cactus Affinity this season.
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Prov. Baker5452: Collected by Julio Cruz: Murillo, Jayuri Province, Bolivia. 20 March, 1983. Specimen collected from shamans medicine garden. From the Bill Baker collection.
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Live stream that trip lol
Enjoy the universe
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“Stoned in paradise shouldn’t talk about”
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Just the tune i needed to hear at the time.
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Just watched Snoops new movie on Prime, The Underdoggs… An homage to The Mighty Ducks
Off the top of my head I’ve seen this plot in Bad News Bears, The Mighty Ducks, Major Payne, BNB(remake), Hardball, Champions; and The Underdoggs modernized it with cannabis. Mildly entertaining IMO. Had to rewind several times because I zoned out or got distracted with other chit.
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This deserves to be here as well
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Always gotta have a slow or sensitive one, but it seems to happen more frequently in the winter months. Without delay, the bitchez y’all
My weekly regiment of kelp/alfalfa teas have begun. They didn’t dry quick enough so I had to brew another one up yesterday. To get the most out of the triacontanol I brew for 22 hrs before use. It quickly degrades after this time. If just using the alfalfa and kelp for the nutrition, brew longer.
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