Thanks guys! I appreciate the kind words and you guys always stopping by. Never knew nuances of the nug before starting to grow my own, been a helluva trip.
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Super Lemon Haze
Planted: May 10
Flower: May 31
Harvest: Aug 2
Cure: Nov 9
Total bud weight: 11.2 gm
Kief: what’s in the jar, 0.6gm
Method: DHV
No seeds
After starting my day, was pretty sore. Hoping for some help. I like SLH because if you have to do stuff, it doesn’t destroy the ability to do it relatively well. opening the bag is like pouring orange juice, lemon juice, and grapefruit juice into a blender and snorting it. Woof! I love citrus, go overload!! Three tokes are the same, full of citrus flavor. No perfumes, no musk. Just Florida in a vape. Vibes are.low, little cough. About five minutes in pain is 60%, able to get up and do stuff. Not euphoric, not chill, but I need to get laundry done and rip a couple boards so I am happy to just be happy.
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Noice!!! Super Lemon Haze is in my seed bank and gonna be running it after the Bruce Banner photos. Thanks for some insight on the cultivar.
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You bet. It’s one of my favorites for wakeybakey
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MAC#1
Planted Apr 30
Flower May 31
Harvest July 30
Cure until Nov 10
Total bud weight: 10 gm
Kief: like 0.1gm, what is in the vial
Method: dry herb vape
Seeds: none
Tonight will be the first time I have 24 hr straight without responsibility to another living creature, Shoulder and back are a mess so away we go! I have heard good stuff about this one, and opening the bag to a skunk sleeping in a fruit stand is kinda wicked. Smells older school than most. Buds a little dry, but the smallest bag I had when trimmed was one size too big. First toke is very floral with a back tone of basil and pinesol. More floral on the second with a pneumonia worthy cough to go with it. Whoa, gotta hang out here. Breathing, try breathing. Woo. Ok, third toke is more softening of floral, no spicy notes yet. Gonna set a fire real quick. Getting a little chilly out here. Gonna chop some wood. Nah, Im good, I promise. I just split one piece of straight grained western red cedar like 25 times. I recorded some of it. Why am I this focused on a piece of western red cedar? I shouldn’t be, lemme take a couple more tokes. I forget, I was in pain, right? Subdued warm feelings in the arms, going down the back. Back feels better now, resting but should go in and get something to drink. Maybe a snack treat. Hawaiian bun! Ok, maybe a second real quick. I take the third one out back to the fire. Have a little wine spritzer to wash the bread down. There is sumpthin under my apple tree. Oh, it a bunny. He is looking at me and not moving cuz he know I see him. Go ahead, try your Jedi mind trick stuff I’m ready. Staring contest? Go ahead, Bugs, I’m kryptonite tonight. You aint winning.
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Lmmfao @TransplantedFarmgirl
Damn how I have missed your write-ups 
Enjoy the hell outta the next 23.5hrs 
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Still got half a bowl left!!! 
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rascally rabbit he caught a contact high. Love the reports 
they’re so entertaining and insightful
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The wildlife in my backyard is pretty chill I vent the grow room there 
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Lowryder
Planted: Jun 1
Flower: about July 16
Harvest: Sept 17
Total bud weight: 4.4 gm, whatever kief was there went back into bag after trim
Method: dhv
No seeds
Cue that song by War
Everytime I smoke this stuff, that’s what’s in my head. I had to cut down my beloved plum tree in my front yard, arms hurt, and I now am getting used to the view changing on my front porch. 
Open the bag to 1986 skunks and pines in an orchard of fruit trees. First toke is mouth warming with hints of flowers mixed with really dry toast. Not a large cough but a good start to one. Two more tokes: earthy skunk pie. The warmth is already spreading down my neck and Into my sore shoulders. I do not know why I keep forgetting this one when I am in pain. Sure the plant for like 8" tall but all the pain relief I needed is done in 5minutes. Sitting on the porch thinking three tokes are just fine. Pretty sleepy actually. Gonna explore that option. Half my water was still sitting on my porch this morning. Pretty good stuff.
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Excellent smoke review Sister farmgirl, makes us want.
If this is a ILGM Strain it was one of my first and would definitely go back to. LR, AK-47, WD,GSC. Okay ill stop, some strains ive grown is all. Lol
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It is ILGM brother Bunger 
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One of.my favorites and first yrs growing golden brown nuggets
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Power Plant
Planted Jun 1
Flower July 16
Harvest Sept 10
Total bud weight: 3.8gm-just a nug
No kief
No seeds
Method: dhv
Work up to get my shoulder worked on, had some pain, then discovered my day plans have changed, need to be energized. Opening the bag is like tarry and fuel with a little pine tree car freshener. Grind is dry, it’s hard to store a single nug. First tokes are pine and skunks playing in the rain. Generous cough. Ok need a minute. Second toke is also piney and another big cough. Well. I have to make my three toke minimum here …going back in. Some softer pine and a little peppery. The lungs are feeling it. Whoof it’s a irritating one. It goes away quickly and is relieved by it’s good friend More Energy. I am feeling pretty determined now, start tidying up the kitchen. About 15 min in, pain is a bit better, but moving around is a lot easier. Gonna have a sit-me-down with a cup of coffee on my porch and replan my day. Nice pick me up
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Nothing goes better with cannabis than coffee.
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How’s TFG doing? Hope very well
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You really give awesome reviews Sister
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Hey growbro how ya doing? 
Thinking about thinking. Just finished the grow part now waiting for the cure in the last installment of Around the World. Had to focus on some house repairs here recently cuz I was supposed to have surgery on Tuesday, but thanks to COVID I get to wait until the end of January now 
bah humbug.
Got life going on your side of the world?
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Thanks as always @Bunger64 kinda happy to just be waiting on cures now. Then lots more smoke reports.
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Papaya bomb
Plant: Aug 4
Flower: Sept 12
Harvest: Nov 17
Bud weight : 10.8gm
Kief: yes, wouldnt measure probably 0.2gm or so
Method: DHV
My sniffer is still off from COVID, so this review might change in future trials.
Tonight is cold and rainy, let’s see what it does for my hip pain.
Open the bag to mangoes, cat p!$$, and petrichor. Inspect the buds, everything looks fine. Sticky as all get out. Grind is fluffy and sticky squishes into the DHV.
First toke is almost all cat piss. I am really not a fan of that. I am hoping it’s just what my senses pick up with muted abilities. Second one is much better, fruity with dirt, significant cough. Even my senior wingman was impressed by the heavy response it had. Third toke I’m feeling warmy arms and happiness, all the mustiness and catpiss is gone. Hips are still bouncing around trying to find a good place to be but the pain is improved, from rough to tolerable. Chattiness ensues. But after 20 min of solid chat, I’m gonna sit here smiling. Senior Wingman is also enjoying the classy high we got going on. Staring into space listening to Woody Guthrie. Not thinking about nothin. Yes please.
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