Tenga, GOTU: Chopsticks & Kneehighs, Grow#2

Kap… Definitely showing our girl some love.

Thanks, you guys put a smile on my face this morning…:+1::v:

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Gm weed peeps!!! I slept late today so off to a late start. But. . .
A) Idc
B) im retired!
And C) I’ll take the extra hrs of sleep no problem! For me, full blown panic attacks are a result of insomnia, after the 3rd sleepless night. Anyone else who has ever had one will agree with me-- they are horrible! Knock u to ur knees wimpering “mama”!
On a good note-- look at happilys dong!!! Oh um, I mean cola. Good gravy man, he had to use his freekin leg for comparison!!!

Dayam

Weed wizard.
:purple_heart::+1:t3:

Ohhhhh u guys are tooooo sweet!!! Ty for the love!!! @Bulldognuts @kaptain3d @Happilyretired

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Jsyk. . .the nose emoji is also used to represent the uncut peenie
(Verga a la foreskin)

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If people just try it, it will make a believer out of them! Omg I was harvesting seeds from some Habeneros i bought at a mexican grocery store, barehanded. I always lick the inside of a hot pepper after I remove the seeds-- just to keep track of hotness in my own opinion.
Holy fireball i think my tongue wanted to self-combust! And did i do the smart thing and immediately rinse out my mouth vigorously?? No. I swallowed. Just the saliva and the juice from that teeny tiny lick.
Then my throat was on fire.
My skin burned all over for a full 2 days despite aloe, handwashing, olive oil, alcohol, soaking in a bubble bath for an hour. . . .
(i woulda used milk but we dont have any. We drink coconut milk.)
Talk about learning a lesson the hard way.
Anyway, I can totally see why pepper spray is effective againt raccoons, grizzly bears, criminals. . .

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Actually I’m immune to pepper sprays and tear gases. Lmao.

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Really??? How is that possible???
Is that ur super power?

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But it doesn’t bother horses. That’s why they’re used for crowd control… :wink::man_shrugging:

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Ohhhhhh
So ur saying Cody is part horse. ???
Ohhhh and I know what part too!!!
Remember his comment about wrapping it around his back, then just shaking the last 12 inches??
Damn son, u would make a donkey jelly!!!
:scream::eggplant::scream:

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Lol, it just doesn’t bother some people, I dont know the explanation, but I can feel the heat but I dont choke or tear up that bad, I have taken an entire can of bear mace while in a car, not fun but everyone else bailed out as soon as the can started spraying, I stayed until the can was empty lol.

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I wondered by I have such a beautiful main lmao.

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I thinks its funny how zome of those guys stuff gigantic hair doos into a small football hemet! Like gut splitting funny! Huge fro pops out… bigger than the helmet! :laughing: :rofl: :joy: :joy_cat: :laughing: omg thats funny!

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Yeah, I am not sure how to respond to that exactly… with out opening Pandora’s box.

@CoyoteCody that’s interesting story. I’ve been pepper spraying in the face before, and I was surprised that it took my breath away. A girl, next to me barely had a reaction. She was able to function. I however do love hot peppers though.

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Love of my life.
Dammit, now I got that song stuck in my head!

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I never looked into the science of it, but I would trade it for a different super power lol.

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U do have another super power son.

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Whats that?

You are hands down the most favorite person on the forum because u are so loving, kind, friendly, out-going, generous, fun-loving, pleasant. . . need I say more?

Why do u think ur the hub?? U make everyones day a little brighter.
(Btw, can i borrow 50 bucks???)
Jajaja xaxaxa

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Goodmorning good people!

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Wow T, that was real nice right up until…

:rofl::rofl::rofl::joy::sweat_smile::grimacing:

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Aww well thank you, but I dont know about favorite lol, im sure i have some haters lol. I feel the same about you though mom, you can always bring a smile to someone’s face, and brighten their day, if I am feeling down all I have to do is visit your thread and my worries just disappear.

Sure, here you go.

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