Is it bad luck to get baked around your plants? 
I’m thinking about when the hobbits found the barrels of “tobacco” and thought they should keep it away from the tree guy 
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Better not be! It’s my favorite time of day, vaping some tasty oil, fondling my girls and mixing up nutes!!!
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I think it shows them what they can become.
Sort of like an ancestor telling them how good life will be.
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I don’t smoke in front of them as I don’t want them to know what’s coming!
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That’s what I was talking about! When they smell smoke does that stress the plant? 
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Ever feel like the witch in Hansel & Gretel? Just fattening them up
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How many girls can you talk to, and include phrases like “my, aren’t you stinky tonight” or “Oooooh, you’re getting FAT!”
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Those two phrases and the sound of a pill bottle being shaken 
will draw in the trailer park queens faster than free guvment cheese 
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I’ll take @hillbilly103 in the center square for the win!
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Ever see the movie sausage party? Grocery items fight back after they learned their fate.
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Well @Whodat66 I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I’m pretty sure it’s bad for your plant. I’m not a pro just a pot head that grows his own stash but I happen to know a few pros on the site that can explain the science of it. @garrigan62 , @Majiktoker could y’all help out with this please .
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Would that be like eating a ham and egg sandwich while walking around the farm?
Or sitting down to a steak dinner while at the slaughter house?
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I took a magic marker and outlined & labeled a live hog one time - ham, tinderlion, beacon, pork roast etc.
he didn’t mind and I was schooling my kids
And he sure tasted good!
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Lmfao 
what’s really bad is I see @hillbilly103 really doing this, and after saying well it’s already marked out might as well.
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@Whodat66 also there are a ton of study’s showing how plants especially marijuana plants react to what we say and think.
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Many studies have shown they react to music? Why not speech as well?
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Some study’s say that plants do communicate with each other.
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If they did the whole forest 
would run every time I get my Stihl chainsaw out 
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MJ smoke residues everything it touches. Even if you can’t see it. Will clog the pores and your girl won’t be able to breath. Also the carbon monoxide is not good for any living thing.
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I vape
Not trying to be a dick, but this was more of a philosophical question 
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