Has anyone used a THC detox that actually works?

They stay warm for a goor 4 hours come a velcro strap and one of those hand warmer packs that you roll around and they get warm. It sticks to the synthetic urine bag then you strap that to the inside of your thigh. Just be careful not to put it on too tight or it can bust, then it’s just embarassing lol.

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Damn that is a shame. Sucks we aren’t neighbors. But it isn’t forever! Keep you a bag in the freezer, it’ll stay good for months!

NO drink is going to clean you out. Marijuana is Fat soluble, is stored in fat tissue. The only sure fire method is synthetic urine. Trust me, everything else is going to get you failed.

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Yeah I was wishful thinking there might be something that can speed up my natural detox. I’m going to use synthetic urine and I quit smoking.

I used to get my wife to provide a sample… Then would use a small bottle with a good cap… :grin:… And a hand heat pad… For hunting… That kept it to temp. The heat can get hot to the inner thigh I recommend padding skin… Just an fyi.

Just keep a fresh sample with you… Heat when necessary.

Works every time.

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I have always used alcohol to detox of off weed :laughing:

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My fear is I go in and they make me wait half the day to go take the UA and the sample ends up below temp. I’ll have to bring extra hand warmers.

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Stat flush has worked well many times

I sure appreciate the manager who said “don’t worry we’ll sweep it under the rug” you don’t need to be straight to work on power poles they used to do it drunk. Sometimes it takes a good boss who in cahoots with the testing lab. I guess that’s an alternative to detox that works…

I’ve had success with just good old fashioned water… Lots of it… I don’t have a lot of body fat, full disclosure, but I’ve used water to pass both stick UA’s and even lab UA’s… You can drink enough water that that is all that comes out… I went out and did oilfield work for a few years in CO… Got pissed regularly… They would make me do it again sometimes if they thought the sample was too “diluted”… I’d get the same result using fake pee though, “dilute”… I would continue drinking water heavily… If nothing else it would buy me a week or more to further clean myself out… Got put on probation out there for a DUI… Same story… Someone else mentioned it earlier in the thread… Go buy some cheap thc tests… If your local dollar tree doesn’t have them, check the head shop… Drink a shit ton of water and put it to the test for yourself… I know this method works… But seeing is believing and it’ll help your nerves if you’ve put it to the test at home already…

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I almost forgot, especially for probation… I would take vitamin B12 a few hours before I went… It adds yellow color to the urine but does not register as an “adulterant” like golden seal will… If you’re drinking enough water there will be no color to your urine unless you take the B12…
I feel like golden seal turns your pee green, if I remember correctly… It’s been 30+ years since I tried it and it didn’t work… So, I’m not a fan of golden seal

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