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I reckon alcohol is involved in 75-80% of all crimes on either victim or perpetrator side. Noone says a word about it. They tell us to drink responsibly :rofl:They’re just getting to where they acknowledge the impact of mental health.

TIN HAT WARNING. MK Ultra was real and many moons ago. One would have to be naive not to assume the progression of that tactic in todays realm. Blaming the guns has always echoed hollow… to me at least.

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The “whiskey speech”

My friends, I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be. You have asked me how I feel about whiskey. All right, this is how I feel about whiskey:

If when you say whiskey you mean the devil’s brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster, that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean the evil drink that topples the Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, and despair, and shame and helplessness, and hopelessness, then certainly I am against it.

But, if when you say whiskey you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer; if you mean the stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman’s step on a frosty, crispy morning; if you mean the drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life’s great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows; if you mean that drink, the sale of which pours into our treasuries untold millions of dollars, which are used to provide tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitiful aged and infirm; to build highways and hospitals and schools, then certainly I am for it.

This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.

-Noah Sweat

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I’m just thankful that I can (and do) carry in public. P320 10mm with Delta Point plus 2 spare 15 round mags does just fine.

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Absolutely agree. Innocent until proven guilty or stupid!

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Listen to the guys belwo!!!

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Everyone please remember stay safe tonight!!

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Her: What would you do if I started smoking?

Him: Slow down and use more lube.

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And of course down here we use…

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Iykykiydyd

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Very much agree 110%, because of the bad few, the many good are made to pay..

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Damn, wish this was real!

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Me too…I looked close to see how much…thought of a buddy that would love it

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If it only had Bluetooth!

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Wtf?!?

Next up genital wart barbie, fungie nail Ken?

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Maybe you could mess with her Dex unit and make her blood sugar crash so she passes out? Have to feed her a Barbie Snickers bar to get her back on track…lol

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Idk man, there are little girls with this condition that don’t fully understand why, at least they can get a toy to relate with? While I do believe some of the modern DEI stuff is pushed a little to far, I think it’s pretty stand up move by the toy companies to do this knowing it will have a limited market.

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