Hey any of you smarty pee pants got a convincing argument I could wage with the ol’lady to get her to let me pee on her leg in the shower?? This dog would like to mark some hilarious territory hIs self lmfao.
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@JustAnotherNewGrower Welcome friend, you are gonna fit right in I promise you that lol!! 
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Anybody ever use Photosynthesis Plus?
The plants explode after a full dose but you can’t smell that wretched liquid and tell me there’s fresh ANYTHING in it! But the worse it smells the better the plants like it! And the more they respond.
Seriously - get you some Photosynthesis Plus and tell me it’s not dipped straight out of the treatment pond at the waste-water plant!
Plants love sour milk. The more sour the better!
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Maybe this will help - but this is America so someone will always know better than the pros! LOL!
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True. Plus manure is just poop and pee. Human urine is animal urine…
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Understood @Fieldofdreams but to me no weirder than using rabbit or chicken droppings, dead fish, hair, bat guano or insect frass. 
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I love you all. 
This thread is entertaining the hell out of the inner 15 yr old in me. Keep in coming!!
And no matter how much factual support y’all bring that shit ain’t changing me lol. This is the no pee zone….unless it’s the wifeys leg is all I’m saying lol.
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Appreciate that, as far as the wife thing goes make it seem like a romantic gesture to shower together once they are in get em! Its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission for things like that. Reinforce the statement “its better to be pissed on than pissed off, at least youre in running water!” Not speakimg from experience 
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Yes this thread is very entertaining! I worked in a lab and had to pipette 100 or so urine specimens a day. Vicks under the nose works well.
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Do you have to pH that or does it come out at 7 pH? 
“A normal pH is around 6.0 to 7.5, and variations can indicate dietary influences or medical conditions.”
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I’ve heard of this but honestly I wouldn’t recommend it especially for an indoor grow theres no way it wouldn’t smell and even for outdoors its probably not the best option this is basically a very old outdated practice theres a reason people stopped using human waste as fertilizer it was very common through the middle ages but its not really sanitary
You know who could add some value to this conversation?? Mr @noddykitty1 This is his jam lol.
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It would definitely stink used in an indoor grow.
Outdoor it’s my favorite way to pre soak Biochar and a cap on the composter. Ditto on any soaking anaerobic ferments or stinky noxious weed soup. 5 gallon bucket, stomp the weeds solid, flood with creek water, cap w a piss. 4 weeks later it’s like thick soup. Pour into the tumbler or spread it on the beds while fallow. Smells like death. Plants love it.
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