# The "I got so stoned..." thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 29, 2017, 4:52pm UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479 "2017-11-29T16:52:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FrikkinFrank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8baadc/32.png) [@FrikkinFrank](https://ilgmforum.com/u/FrikkinFrank)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 4:52pm UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/1 "2017-11-29T16:52:47Z")
Just like “Little Johnnie” jokes, or “Knock-Knock” jokes - but with a different direction. Complete the following sentence (especially if it is about your own leaf and buds): I GOT SO STONED… I got eye drops all over my glasses. I couldn’t decide what I was trying to remember Add on as many as you can - umm… write down 🕶 ---
**Author:** ![Bogleg](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/bogleg/32/128438_2.png) [@Bogleg](https://ilgmforum.com/u/Bogleg)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 5:03pm UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/2 "2017-11-29T17:03:19Z")
I got so stoned I remembered an idea I had when I was stoned some other time, but had forgotten. ---
**Author:** ![Tr33](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/tr33/32/64155_2.png) [@Tr33](https://ilgmforum.com/u/Tr33)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 5:38pm UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/3 "2017-11-29T17:38:50Z")
I got so stoned I ate crawdads…I gag every time I think about it. ---
**Author:** ![Tylan](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/tylan/32/115089_2.png) [@Tylan](https://ilgmforum.com/u/Tylan)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 7:41pm UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/4 "2017-11-29T19:41:25Z")
I got so stoned… wait, what were we talking about? ---
**Author:** ![70sChick](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/70schick/32/72445_2.png) [@70sChick](https://ilgmforum.com/u/70sChick)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 7:44pm UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/5 "2017-11-29T19:44:28Z")
I got so stoned, I read the same post 3 times and still didn’t know what it was about! 😂❤ ---
**Author:** ![rodri59](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/rodri59/32/58141_2.png) [@rodri59](https://ilgmforum.com/u/rodri59)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 8:34pm UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/6 "2017-11-29T20:34:17Z")
OMG :shaking head: I just don’t know where to start! lol I got so stoned…I heard sinkholes forming 2 states away… I was sure that Donald Trump and Jeff Sessions were hiding in the bushes in our backyard spying on me. I was convinced I could end global warming (don’t ask… suffice it to say it had everything to do with used baby diapers in landfills) I heard snakes talking and they told me about the cure for global warming… I cried over the millions of helpless bushels of wheat that give their lives for us to have cereal. I argued with my husband (who was very sober) that water does indeed have a shape. I spent a solid hour one night trying to call Dr. Phil to report my neighbors who were shooting off fireworks. Yeah so much more where that came from 🤪 ---
**Author:** ![Bogleg](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/bogleg/32/128438_2.png) [@Bogleg](https://ilgmforum.com/u/Bogleg)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 4:31am UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/7 "2017-11-30T04:31:54Z")
I wanna party with you! ---
**Author:** ![Covertgrower](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/covertgrower/32/423081_2.png) [@Covertgrower](https://ilgmforum.com/u/Covertgrower)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 4:40am UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/8 "2017-11-30T04:40:22Z")
I got so stoned, I’ve gone into a room, gotten distracted from the original reason for going in there, finished what I was doing, went back into the other room, to remember why I went in the other room for originally, went back in the other room complete the task, only to remember it was a different task, then actually finish it, the finally sit down, and think about what else should’ve remembered, but don’t recall… @Screwauger ---
**Author:** ![Ragnar](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/ragnar/32/34352_2.png) [@Ragnar](https://ilgmforum.com/u/Ragnar)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 4:43am UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/9 "2017-11-30T04:43:25Z")
I got sooo stoned… And I am still stoned 😉 ---
**Author:** ![noobius](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/noobius/32/79990_2.png) [@noobius](https://ilgmforum.com/u/noobius)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 5:31am UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/10 "2017-11-30T05:31:22Z")
That’s me every 2 hours. Lol ---
**Author:** ![Fever](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/fever/32/27952_2.png) [@Fever](https://ilgmforum.com/u/Fever)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 6:45am UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/11 "2017-11-30T06:45:11Z")
Someone on the forum was talking about a helicopter and I looked up my old post [Playlist round 1 - #45 by Willd](http://ilgmforum.com/t/playlist-round-1/9460/45) But forgot what post I was going to reply to. Glad I found this one at least ---
**Author:** ![Screwauger](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/screwauger/32/159635_2.png) [@Screwauger](https://ilgmforum.com/u/Screwauger)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 10:03am UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/12 "2017-11-30T10:03:44Z")
Are you watching me get ready for work?? @Covertgrower ---
**Author:** ![Buds007](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/buds007/32/64829_2.png) [@Buds007](https://ilgmforum.com/u/Buds007)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 11:45am UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/13 "2017-11-30T11:45:31Z")
I got so stoned that I figured out the secret to time travel & then forgot what I was thinking about. I got so stoned that it took me 45mins to remember that I was writing this post. ---
**Author:** ![Viktor7](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/viktor7/32/90359_2.png) [@Viktor7](https://ilgmforum.com/u/Viktor7)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 4:12am UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/14 "2017-12-01T04:12:29Z")
I got so stoned(affectionately called blind) that it took me 1 hour to find my keys laying in plain sight on my bar. Damn! ---
**Author:** ![Screwauger](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/screwauger/32/159635_2.png) [@Screwauger](https://ilgmforum.com/u/Screwauger)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 12:27pm UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/15 "2017-12-01T12:27:21Z")
I got so stoned I forgot I got stoned, and got stoned again! ![5771](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/original/3X/a/8/a89a9e8accfa6b2b14da4f844c18253f70164ff9.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Fever](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/fever/32/27952_2.png) [@Fever](https://ilgmforum.com/u/Fever)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 12:39pm UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/16 "2017-12-01T12:39:35Z")
Happened to me ---
**Author:** ![DieHigh55](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/diehigh55/32/55150_2.png) [@DieHigh55](https://ilgmforum.com/u/DieHigh55)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 1:51pm UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/17 "2017-12-01T13:51:41Z")
I got so stoned I hallucinated and thought you were Peter Falk. ---
**Author:** ![Screwauger](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/screwauger/32/159635_2.png) [@Screwauger](https://ilgmforum.com/u/Screwauger)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 1:55pm UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/18 "2017-12-01T13:55:23Z")
![Best-Way-To-Smoke-Weed_3](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/original/3X/7/5/75c77bb3552df63528913e88b0433aa8182a7986.gif) @DieHigh55 ---
**Author:** ![Screwauger](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/screwauger/32/159635_2.png) [@Screwauger](https://ilgmforum.com/u/Screwauger)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 9:58pm UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/19 "2017-12-01T21:58:07Z")
![24301232_10214381051817647_9216611096370034673_n](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/original/3X/5/7/57ddf4b03fc0b568241456b51f71d195548870ec.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![70sChick](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/growingmarijuana/user_avatar/ilgmforum.com/70schick/32/72445_2.png) [@70sChick](https://ilgmforum.com/u/70sChick)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 10:09pm UTC](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479/20 "2017-12-01T22:09:50Z")
Baahaaa. @Screwauger 😂✌ [Next page](https://ilgmforum.com/t/the-i-got-so-stoned-thread/16479.md?page=2)