Mine are tortoises not turtles. I think they are easier to take care of.
And they taste better with some garlic butter! 
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Omg lolol bad boi!!!
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What???
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Hahahaja 
My captain finds the best gifs!
And they come with there own bowl…can’t beat it! Story in the paper yesterday a guy up in Jupiter just got popped w 105 sea turtle eggs… guess what - 3 FELONY charges…lol
“What are you in jail for…”
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LoL. Oh my
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Besa mi culo! 
Lol too late u loco boi, already saw it!!!
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no te lo puedes perder
I dont know what that means. I only speak Spanish cuss words.
So we have a new security company pulling night shift since we lost a doorman. We’ve had a car stolen and a contractors trailer broke into and a pressure cleaned stolen in 2 weeks… Hmmmmmmm
You don’t miss anything/much… or something similar! 
Can’t miss it… That ass…
Ahhh ty mc! Loco thats terrible!!
The theft part, not the a$$
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Pretty damn sure it’s been the same girl on both nights…and the kicker. Our security camera was focused and zoomed in on where it happened when the next shift (our real doorman) came in.
So why was it focused and zoomed in on that particular spot but she didn’t know.it happened or called it in…
Cuz she a lyin ho???
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LMAO…don’t you know I’m Loco!! You pay me!