Pretendica: IMPOSTER WEED

Well manicured good looking bulky nuggets that should, by the very fact that you are paying for premium nugs, get you straight blistered…but instead don’t really smoke or stone you all that much…is this possibly the result of growers blasting the plants in late flowering with too much heat and light, so that the trichomes evaporate in some respects? Or is it just well manicured, well groomed, well cured Reggie?

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Likely just low grade cannabis or straight hemp.

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Smells decent
Smokes okay
Costs a shitload

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Since it has “pretend” and “poser” in the name…could be suspect.

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Sounds like THCa flower or delta 8. Somebody pulling a fast one.

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I’ve seen this sold on seed sites, flower and pre-rolls, shipping across the u.s. :thinking: It can’t be full-on weed.

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I was burning it for awhile. Its hemp with concentrated THCa. Once heated the acid molecule drops off and its THC. Not as strong but definitely effective and will fail a piss test. The nuggets are spectacular as well. I’ve got some at home. I’ll send some pics later. Check out hemp gemeration or bay smokes.

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Thanks, I’ll await your post.
I saw some on Zamnesia.

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It actually gets you high. You will fail a drug test as well.

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Does it feel like your high is from a well-rounded, wholesome, haha, flower?
You know, does it hit the same?
I wonder if the other cannabinoids and terpenes are there?

Thanks for the pic and info.

I bet. Even though it’s a different thing, trace THC metabolites showed up in a drug test when I was only using some CBD oil. I didn’t “fail” though and I was accepted. I told the volunteer coordinator (I was applying as a hospice volunteer) that I take CBD that naturally had a tiny, tiny amount of THC that might show up. This was before weed was legal in my area.

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Lol. Yes. It was all polite and stuff. It has terpenes. It’s a different smell more earthy. They make moonrocks and a powder. We still smoke whats left with keif. Got some Zhon Snow next to ILGM Strawberry Cough.

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Thanks, interesting!

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There are so many companies out there that have awesome looking graphics that can lure unsuspecting consumers in. Buds look like they came right out of high times magazine and it’s only CBD with less than 3% THC content. Not sure if you are a grower but if your not you should give it a try. You’ll fall in love with addiction :grin:

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Current grow!!! Gelato Sunrise, GDP, Cheddar Cheese, and Pineapple Donut in coco/soil mis with Lotus nutes under HLG Blackbird:)

Day 29!

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Those look awesome. Congratulations on your grow

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thank you

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I am growing to replace dispensary hempy weed with my own grown hempy weed.

One of my favorite medical when it started was lemon do-si-dos. Nice draw and the numbers were always ^9 THC about 5% and rest THCa.

Recent purchase total THC 25% but ^9 down to 1.3%. Hit the same lemon smells gets you relaxed and ready to sleep but it’s not the same.

I wanna go back to my mom n dads house and do a seed hunt. There has to be a baggie somewhere that has some 42 year old beans…

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This new Zamnesia strain cracks me up, “Karen Kush”!
Check out the label, a Karen in full Karen mode. :joy:

This must be Manager Urkle:

The Karen Kush also comes in pre-rolls, hopefully stocked at the manager’s desk to hand out.

The Karen Kush looks good, though, and they have seeds.
It’s their “monster bud” (afghan x OG kush) x white widow.

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