Happy belated cake day!
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Happy B-Day @Lostgirl no matter the day…
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I haven’t laughed this hard in ages. People in the parking lot thought I needed help. That’s some funny sheet. 
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Happy belated 
day!!
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Happy birthday funny girl. Thanks for the humorous start to the day. Been raining here for 3 days.
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It pisses me off that the neighbor refuses to cut his own grass. These yards are huge and take a long time to cut even with the riding mower. If my son doesn’t cut his grass, it doesn’t get cut. My son’s a dumbass for doing it
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When I was 12 I mowed lawns. $10 a mow. lol
But the joke was on them. I grew weed behind most of their back areas. Behind garages or fence lines. Always the older clients on my kid paper route. Wheelchairs and walkers and long grass. Need a mow?
Went to my 20 year reunion and everyone was like, you sold me my first bag of weed. Lol
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I’d rather cut it, than look at it.
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That’s exactly what he says
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Just dropped $700 again on Fireworks. They doubled in price since last year due to the MAGA tariffs. I got 14 each of these assortments
I’ll double my money in selling broke down and all the fireworks will be free that we keep
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I’m about to have my rear end violated by a Chinese man. 
This can’t be good. I didn’t even realize, it’s Friday the 13th 
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Chinese men have small hands
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Aw heck, I would have done that for 2 martinis and a slow dance…lol j/k hope your procedure goes well.
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I just knew that Oompa Loompas came in brown. Wonka was a racist only employing orange ones.
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Judging by the smile on Dr. Woo Woo’s face when I woke up the procedure went very well for him.
As for me, Not as good. I was forced to celebrate 
Pride Month (the hard way). I’ll never be the same
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