Haha can’t wait til I get there, he’s only 2 I got a long way but he’s a mommy boy so he gets his way with me.
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Your still at the fun exploring & explaining stage
Wait till he can ask real but messed up questions with no filter
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My 9yo,
Hands me a seashell,
what do you hear?
The ocean.
Hands me a rock.
What do you hear?
Nothing.
…thats right, the mountains dont say anything. 
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My goodness. 
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But them hills have eyes though
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Easy now, not all Hillbillies are cannibals, only the real cool ones.
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Out of the youngins come the damdest things, and yes they see everything and ask why.
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Everything’s cool till you hear dualing banjos 
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True tru Especially when you get one of the reincarnated ones 3 of my kids are old souls
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The stuff that my poor ol’ childless soul is missing!
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Raising children has given me the perfect excuse to never grow up. Thank God my Bride did tho, saved us all
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Waste of time for us trying not to have the younguns. 3 kids. All while on the pill. Just too fertile…lmao.
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You must live in lago vista
Drink any water while on the lake and boom your pregnant
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Good one
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