My wrestling coach was also my principal. We screwed up in school we got it in practice and in school. (We still got our arse paddled then)
Iām going to go to my crying room and reflect about the trauma in my lifeā¦(Please add the most sarcastic tone you can)
The week has officially started! Lol 
priceless Brother 
Hot wire to one ankle, ground to the other, but ohhhh when it comes together, itās shocking!
The New and Improved BOM is up friends. Go and show us your babies!
Your nails look fantastic Princess Kappy!!
You should know, youāre the one who painted them! 
Hey look, itās Pennywise OGš. Awesome
Just spit coffee on the dog. 
Heās like WTF. 
Forgive me Pappy, Iām a bastard! 
But a loveable one Brother. 
Thatās too funny.
Choking over here
That last one thoughā¦ 
I think I may have to stop posting in the mornings.
Thereās way too many people choking at my postsā¦ I wouldnāt want to kilt anyone! 
The coffee taste just as good through my nose
My 14 YO nephew texted my sister the other day while he was out āSorry Booty Callā. They had a talk that evening lol. he now understands the difference
I can just picture your sisterās face! 
lol, yeah. More so because my sister was a bit on the wild side in her teen years .
