Kaptain3d's 50 Shades of Green 🏴‍☠️ (Part 2)


I’m too scared to get up on top of the camper. I can scrub the sides real good ha ha ha.

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Your name says it all my friend.
Do what I do. Go get your buddies kids and payem 30 bux. Sit with your buddy, smoke a doob, watch the younguns and bitch at them the whole time.
EMBRACE THE OLD MAN :joy::joy::joy::joy::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::rofl::rofl::sweat_smile:

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There is the difference in OLD vs OLD AND WISE!

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WELL.. Old and Wise. Sit on your butt and watch a young man do it. Laugh with your buddy hollering advice..bad advice..and laughing harder before you tell the the correct way.
Life as the get the F outa my yard and I am KEEPING the ball guy.

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Sometimes…lately it is, “where is my bowl”

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@kaptain3d could I get a PM man? Nothing bad.

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Bowl in in hand…

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Is that you there in the bushes?

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:man_facepalming:

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That boy owes $10 for drag racing. It wasn’t his fault the football team dressed him that way and gave him a 10 count running head start. Another $10 for the graffiti in his pants since his mom made him writhe his name in them

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150 :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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I hit 170. :joy::joy:

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I must be a saint. I only got 120.

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I hit 220 unless you count driving a car until it completely fell apart as wreaking it.

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Good morning Legends :waving_hand:

Look here:

Now go do the deed friends and have the greatest day :victory_hand: :love_you_gesture:

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Good morning gromies

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Morning Reed.:folded_hands::oncoming_fist:

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Today, we’re having a couple of arborists working on our cedar edges… They are super nice and work very hard. So, after making sure they “partake” I gave them a jar of @shindig153 's Black Iced Jelly.

You should have seen the guy’s face. He looked like he just won the lottery :rofl:

It was a jar like this one, but full:

He couldn’t believe his eyes… Good thing he didn’t see the top shelf in my man cave fridge…

:smiling_face_with_horns:

:partying_face:

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I’ll come do some stuff around the yard

:joy:

I pay my handy man in weed also

:joy:

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Me too. I also know he sleeps with my wife.

1000026835

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