Am I the only potty mouth on this forum?
I usually have this thought while about to type out some profanity then stop trying to remember if ive seen anybody else do it.
Ive seen abbreviations and symbols in lieu of swear words but generally when Im trying to figure out if ive actually seen swear words, Im far too high to remember.
So im asking!
I ask this because I have a horribly foul vocabulary.
Seriously, I could make sailors blush.
Yes we try to keep the forum relatively clean.
Well im certainly glad Ive kept my ladylike vocabulary in play while visiting then!
@HDK oh you are not alone, but yes here in the forum we rein it back a bit sometimes it just flows in a rant but we try hehehehe
Yes we are clean Southern Amish Baptist pot growers.
In 2011 I was baptized in 1000ppm runoff water by Reverend Lord godfather of Jesus Christ Almighty
Amen
Welcome to our humble home
@Lostgirl, can you share a link to your grow journal so I can bounce off a question?
It’s cleaned up my day to day talk a little bit 
It’s really tough for this guy too 
Words 
Happy cake day! @Underthestairs
I try to clean it up. Try.
Thank you very much 
Cake day!! Have a great day @Underthestairs
You and me both and I have been swearing since I was 4 years old, which was a very long time ago. My parents didn’t know where I picked up the words from because they didn’t swear. I was in kindergarten and they didn’t swear. Television was black & white and there was no swearing on that. My folks used soap to wash my mouth out when I swore. I started eating the soap so they stopped that. They smeared chilli and other things on my tongue when I swore, I just ran around swearing louder because it was so friggin hot. I’ve mellowed over time and now only swear at the government or TV when I see certain people become the president when they should be in prison. But we don’t go there coz that’s not allowed here either. And I swear at my computer because it’s a lenovo with windows10 and crashes (blue screen of death) every day. So I have the axe nearby and when it happens I swear and threaten the awful metal box with getting the chop.
In general most forums are pretty much swear free zones and it’s nice that way. 
I actually took a chainsaw to a piano once!
I kept telling it I was going to if it wasnt going to cooperate with me trying to relocate it.
Note: pianos are tough (insert profanity) !!
Chainsaws even struggle, well when using an old chain anyway.
I won’t have a piano or any musical instrument that can’t be moved easily by one person for that exact reason. WHERE’S THE BLANKING CHAINSAW? WHERE’S THE DYNAMITE?
I have known people who threw their computer out the window and they lived above the ground floor in multi-story apartments. I have seen people take sledge hammers to a car’s engine and a blow torch to the interior when things didn’t go well. I try not to go nuts on things but have to admit I regularly lose it when things don’t work properly. I try not to break them but buy they push my buttons sometimes. Damn inanimate objects that push the blood pressure up even though they have no thoughts or consciousness.
