“I’ve got a kid in Africa that I feed.
That I clothe.
That I school.
That I inoculate…for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.”
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Been there and done that! Nothing like a blister on your tonsils 
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I think that last hit of Bruce Banner got me. I sat there for 30 seconds watching it replay wondering- can I do that or will I fall on my ass?
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@ALSlammer , I was a frequent flyer on the naughty list.
I hired a consultant (my Missus) to pre-screen.
No more naked women in trees, no more Willie Nelson tattoos, and maybe…
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I think the mod team may love your Missus! 
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She ain’t my better half, Kap.
She’s my better 99.9%. 
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BTW, did I ever show you where the camel bit me?
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“I remember when I was 13, my mom got diagnosed with Parkinson’s, and my dad just gave up immediately. He said, ‘I can’t deal with this. I can’t live like this.’ and packed up his car. So, as a 13-year-old boy, I had to be the one to roll up my sleeves and say, ‘OK… Guess I’m going with dad. Sounds like mom needs some alone time.’”
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No need for that… 
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You are a wise one, Kap!
The Missus won’t even look at it.
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Sounds like a wise decision. Mine keeps me between the lines or I’d be in the ditch. 
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Eat that roach!!!
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