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@Growmoredank , I just noticed the weather pic included a Real Feel index, and zero percent chance of moisture!
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An old Jewish man is walking on the beach and finds an old lamp.
He rubs it, and out pops a Genie.
“I will grant you one wish”.
The old man takes a crumpled map out of his pocket.
“See this? This is the Middle East. There’s been nothing but war and bloodshed here for centuries.
I wish for peace in the Middle East”.
The Genie says “Even with my great powers, that is something that I can’t do. Please make another wish”.
The man say “I’ve been married for 40 years, and in all that time my wife has never given me a blow job. Do you think you could make her do that? Just once?”.
The Genie looks at him for a moment…
“Could I take another look at that map”?
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