2026 favorite funny

[MeEasy]

My old lady just got home and this happened

Wife: I was at the Walmart and I had the bitchiest cashier I’ve ever had

Me: Self checkout?

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[dbrn32]

My cirlce has this one going around.

[Oldguy]

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[Growmoredank]

Family Guy - watch paint dry

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[pillsbury]

you have to wipe or walk away both choices aren’t pleasant

[Growmoredank]

I am now in a bind…I sooooo want to send this to my wife…got it saved and ready… she’s an Arachnophobic…even create a edited versions…finally I sent this cryptic message:

Edit

[Growmoredank]

Thank you!

[Lightbrightt2010]

The creepy legs give it away.

[Growmoredank]

She chose the edit…

[Spudgunner]

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[Bentstick]

And that right there sums up alot

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[StonedCold13]

Same here

Sex. Murder. Art.

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[Oldguy]

At least they backed in so they can see when they drive out.

[MeEasy]

I’ve actually seen people do this kind of crap I drove a tow truck for a couple years and it’s amazing how many really dumb people are here with us