I saw the jeans Rock made, they had padded knees and the zipper was in the back. When he died, Rock didn’t have many friends but had Nabors running out his……
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You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I’m telling you why:
Santa Claus is comin’ to town.
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This headline has been in the news, I keep reading it as titties:
Then I wonder are royals ones better? More addictive? More fun?
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ENTERTAINMENT NEWSFLASH!
ABC/Disney announces a re-branding makeover of “The View.” The new working title of the talk show is “Pigs in a Blanket.”
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That got me moist!
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Better get a fan before you get butt rot. 
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Got hemorrhoids, but no butt rot, thank God! It might smell like it if you pull my finger and stay downwind, however.
Full disclosure: I’m still waiting for the EPA to approve my Environmental Impact Statement.
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What do you call Rosie O’Donnell when she has a yeast infection?
A Whopper with Cheese.
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Posting a reminder that this and every other topic need to remain PG-13 and not contain any political or inappropriate rhetoric.
We (including me) have gotten a little relaxed in policing some of these posts and it appears that has led to posts getting a little loose. Lets not do this, and don’t be surprised if inappropriate posts disappear.
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Must be cold in space!!! 
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Very cold indeed.
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that’s sick man!
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Had to share this…
Daughter, 10 yo, came down to say she done getting ready for bed…which includes, brushing teeth, changing, etc.
After she said she brushed her teeth, I interrupted her and asked okay so you brushed your teeth, but did you comb you remember to teeth afterwards?
She looked confused, and said “what?”…I replied…" You know those lines one your teeth that go up and down, you need to make sure to straighten them out AFTER brushing."
She, without a thought, replied " okay I do that now" and ran up to recomb her teeth.
I am still laughing.
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No lube needs…
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