One day, Tarzan and Jane were foraging in the jungle when Jane stepped into some quicksand and became hopelessly mired chest-deep.
Tarzan scampered up a nearby tree, found a sturdy vine, and said, “Jane, when I swing down, reach up and grab the vine, and I’ll pull you out.”
So Tarzan swung down, Jane latched on, and Tarzan screamed, “Ahheeyaaheeyaahheeyaw! The vine, Jane, the vine!”
And that’s the untold story of how Tarzan got his yell.
This looks like a scene from “Tarzoon : Shame of the Jungle” movie.. 
Another legendary explanation describe it in a poem:
Tarzan swings, Tarzan falls;
Cheeta grabs him by the balls.
This is the “censored” version of the movie poster.
In the original version, Cheetah isn’t holding on to a vine… 
I’ll have to look that up. Sounds like a parody in the same vein as “Flesh Gordon.”
Tarzan: The Ape Man…with Bo Derick!
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a
cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks,
“If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift
your hat to a lady.” He replies,
“If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.”
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her
family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where
do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few
seconds and says,
“Well dear, Mommy and Daddy
fall in love and get married. One night they go into
their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother
continues,
“That means the daddy puts his penis in
the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby,
honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see,
but the other night when I came into your room you
had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get
when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
I don’t understand why people always call the Dove the bird of love. I think the Swallow is more appropriate…lol
Storks bring babies, Seallows prevent them.
I loved the : “Hold on to the grass, you’re about to fall off the planet!”
