13 Likes
A ton is a unit of mass (i.e. weight) that is equivalent to:
2000 pounds (short ton) in the United States.
2240 pounds (long ton) in Britain.
907 kilograms (metric ton) in most other countries.
Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.
16 Likes
Interesting factoid. And people say Americans are fat 
13 Likes
Actually a redheaded c*nt hair is an even more precise unit of measure often used in construction 
9 Likes
Also known a ginger-fuzz.
7 Likes
That’s tighter than a frogs ass,and that’s water tight.
9 Likes
Nice…
Step one towards world domination complete!
10 Likes
@SausageMahoney ,frogs are coming outta the woodwork for this very moment in time.
11 Likes