Damn… I’m Ted sometimes… 
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This had me choke on my morning smoke, bravo
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Prove your Canadian, show me your beaver!
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Ooooohhhhh, a spicy Beav! Lol
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Senora Beaver-I have a beautiful song for you as I write this…
"Cuando arregulas me cuarto, no encountro nada…donde vas Con tanta prisa? A partido del football… "
(Its the Guatemala love song from 40yr old virgin )
SL out.
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Yo soy senor. This is the translation per dictionary de Español
When you regulate I get a room, I can’t find anything… Where are you going In such a hurry? A football match:rofl:
I’ve dont think I’ve ever seen it. I like Carrell though. A Dinner for Schmucks is hilarious and poignant at the same time.
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SL out.
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Brought the bottle of Franks hot sauce in the bed room
Wife said what you doing with that
Isaid i put that sh** on everything
talk about a spicy 
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Just included a pic of it in my 3 yr old grandson’s Amazon “Dinosaur Reading” xmas book list. Just slipped it in with several other “educational” books…Mom and Grandmom had a fit. Dad thought it was funny as heck!!! Thanks!
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I’d be glad to get a power washer or weed wacker (male mop equivalent) they don’t appreciate how we think.
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